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THIS MESSAGE IS FROM THE NATIONAL LOTTERY.WE ARE WRITING YOU TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE ON AN ONLINE BALLOT LOTTERY HELD ON 2nd February, 2010.YOUR E-MAIL WHICH SUBSEQUENTLY WON YOU THE LOTTERY IN SECOND CATEGORY. YOU ARE ENTITLED TO CLAIM £850,000. YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS ATTACHED TO A TICKET NUMBER 56475600545 188 AND SERIAL NUMBER 5368/02 DREW THE LUCKY NUMBERS 26.29.30.42.43.47. {18} DRAW NUMBER {1464} http://www.nationallottery.co.uk/player/p/results/results.do. ALL PARTICIPANTS FOR THIS ONLINE VERSION WERE SELECTED RANDOMLY FROM WORLD WIDE SITES THROUGH COMPUTER DRAW SYSTEM AND EXTRACTED FROM OVER 100,000 UNIONS, ASSOCIATIONS, AND CORPORATE BODIES THAT ARE LISTED ONLINE To claim your prize, Please Contact Robert Hache E-mail; roberthache1@admin.in.th Tell: +447024098561
Yours faithfully,
Myers Kathy

For future would be script kiddies, rule one [#1.] is get your mother to check it for you. She may be as dumb as you are (she probably is if she couldn't remember who your father was.)

Rule 2 Don't shout.
2a. is If you must shout, keep it consistent. Copying and pasting in the significant portions that your employers/fellow leeches wish to profit from merely spoils a badly formatted format.

3. This is best bit. When you decide on a con you must think of a suitable name for the bait. The National Lottery in which country? I only ask because the version in my country doesn't have a second catagory.

Perhaps a better understanding of the language of your intended victim than how to use Google Translate, might also be a goal?

4. Lastly. (There's probably more but who needs to waste their time?) Invent a believable address. where is ".in.th"? In thickoland?

What else don't they teach in Thailand?

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